Talk Dirty to Me
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
2026-03-05 34m★ 8.0Now playing
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Episodes · Season 2
8 episodes in this season
Mrs. Robicheck
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
2026-03-05 34m★ 8.2
Dungeons & Dealers
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
2026-03-05 31m★ 8.0
The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
2026-03-05 37m★ 7.6
The Sword in the Stoned
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
2026-03-05 33m★ 8.0
Roe v. Weed
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
2026-03-05 32m★ 7.7
Susan Is the New Black
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
2026-03-05 33m★ 7.8
Fraudcast News
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
2026-03-05 33m★ 7.9About season 2
It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).
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