Sorry, Wrong Lips
Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
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Episodes · Season 7
23 episodes in this season
Do You Take . . . ?
Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
1982-10-13 30mThe Secret of Mel's Diner
There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
1982-10-20 30mAlice at the Palace
Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.
1982-10-27 30mJoel Grey Saves the Day
Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""
1982-11-03 30mAlice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
1982-11-10 30mCarrie on the Rebound
Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
1983-01-09 30mJolene's Brother Jonas
Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
1983-01-16 30mAlice Sees the Light
Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
1983-02-28 30mVera the Virtuoso
Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
1983-03-07 30mAlice Faces the Music
The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
1983-03-14 30mTommy, the Jailbird
Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
1983-03-21 30mJolene and the Night Watchman
Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
1983-03-28 30mMel's Dream Car
Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
1983-04-11 30mCome Back Little Sharples
Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
1983-04-17 30mVera, the Torch
Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
1983-04-24 30mThe Grass is Always Greener
In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.
1983-05-01 30mTommy Fouls Out
Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
1983-05-15 30mVera on the Lam
After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
1983-05-22 30mMel's Cousin Wendy?
To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
1983-05-29 30mSweet Erasable Mel
Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
1983-06-05 30mTommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
1983-06-12 30mJolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.
1983-09-18 30mSeason 7 FAQ
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