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About Crap Happens

Rapper Toni returns to his hometown for his mother's funeral and suddenly finds himself juggling career dreams and surprise fatherhood to a teenage son.

Crap Happens runs for 1 season, created by Dimitrij Schaad and Alex Schaad. Every episode page keeps the show's order, so you can watch from the pilot to the finale without hunting for the next link. Episodes are bought individually for 1 credit.

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Season 1 · 9 episodes

Fell Off a Tree Rescuing a Duck

Toni returns to his hometown of Schitten for a family funeral — only to find that he left behind more than just his humdrum life 18 years before.

2026-02-26 35m★ 7.7Now playing

Hi, My Name Is

Thrilled with the newcomer in town, Charly begs his mother to let him get better acquainted, but Toni is set on getting back to his rap career in Berlin.

2026-02-26 33m★ 7.0

Köbi

Charly suffers an unexpected heartbreak and faces his first archnemesis. Toni struggles with procrastination and returns to songwriting basics.

2026-02-26 36m★ 7.5

The Circle of Stress

Johnny shares pearls of parenting wisdom, hoping to break the "Circle of Stress." Nancy's sharp policing instincts find her amid a fishy situation.

2026-02-26 35m★ 7.0

Rick Schmandtke

Toni uses a prized family heirloom to convince top producer Rick Schmandkte to work with him while Charly continues to fight for his attention.

2026-02-26 37m★ 6.5

The Intervention

Finally with a potential hit on his hands, Toni is shocked to see his family has staged an intervention about his parenting skills... or lack thereof.

2026-02-26 34m★ 7.0

Gaslight

Toni's lies finally catch up with him when family man and music mogul Dr. Drehws wants to get to know his family over dinner.

2026-02-26 36m★ 7.0

The Big Performance

Toni's big gig might be his chance to get back on Charly's good side. Nancy uncovers the purple package mystery with the help of an unlikely partner.

2026-02-26 35m★ 7.0

Armageddon

Concerned with Toni's dwindling positivity, Charly hatches an "Armageddon"-sized plan to get his father's dream back on track.

2026-02-26 36m★ 7.5

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